- How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
- Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
- *Wakes up February 5, 2069*
- Person: You're ugly
- Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today
- Every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, I'll continue to spend the majority of my life updating it.
im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
do you ever notice how happier people seem without you and you just kind of “oh”
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it